oh, btw. here's a picture of sexy sarah jessica parker as a statement of intent. BLOAW!!!
Friday 17 September 2010
I'm back!!!
Errrrrrm. yeah, so... I haven't posted for about a year and a half now, which isn't any great loss to the advancement of mankind, but due to popular demand i will resume writing for all of you gorgeous boys and girls out there. You're welcome.
oh, btw. here's a picture of sexy sarah jessica parker as a statement of intent. BLOAW!!!
oh, btw. here's a picture of sexy sarah jessica parker as a statement of intent. BLOAW!!!
Wednesday 8 July 2009
Listen to your mother
Really do wish I'd listened to my mum, really do. I'd probably be a multi-thousandaire right about now, but I aint. I grew up thinking I knew better and the world I lived in was completly different to the one she grew up in and the same rules didnt apply. More fool me huh?
Anyways, there were a few things I did take on that have allowed me to function as a normal hu. scratch that, less fucked up and crazy human being than a lot of other folk, one of them was to stop stealing meat from the pot (didn't listen to that one, then when dinner time came guess who was short one piece of meat.) and the other one which has kinda kept me humble was - "You laugh now, then you cry later". Guess some mothers love their sons eh?
African Wisdom - Keeping brothers humble since 1983
Anyways, there were a few things I did take on that have allowed me to function as a normal hu. scratch that, less fucked up and crazy human being than a lot of other folk, one of them was to stop stealing meat from the pot (didn't listen to that one, then when dinner time came guess who was short one piece of meat.) and the other one which has kinda kept me humble was - "You laugh now, then you cry later". Guess some mothers love their sons eh?
African Wisdom - Keeping brothers humble since 1983
Too Soon?
With the death of Michael Joseph Jackson just under what, like, two weeks ago? I didn't really feel like saying my piece. Not because I was mourning or nuffin, it was just because I'm a bit of a heartless bastard sometimes and immediatly wanted to start making jokes. So i thought it was best for those around me to come to terms with it, and wait till i saw the facebook profile pics returning to normal. A bit like the green twitter pics going from normal - to green - to normal again.
It was sad, true, but I didn't know the guy. he made great music and directly influenced a LOT of people. Not me though. soz. Dont get me wrong, you wont see me jostling for position at the front of the queue to dance on MJ's grave, but you have to admit, this is pretty funny.
It was sad, true, but I didn't know the guy. he made great music and directly influenced a LOT of people. Not me though. soz. Dont get me wrong, you wont see me jostling for position at the front of the queue to dance on MJ's grave, but you have to admit, this is pretty funny.
Tuesday 30 June 2009
Sunday 28 June 2009
Summertime
While all you muthafuckers are having fun in the sunshine, cavorting in your skimpy dresses and wife beaters, i have to walk aound in a fuckin haz-mat suit cuz my summmers are exactly like this:
now where's my facemask?
now where's my facemask?
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