I'm back!!!

Errrrrrm. yeah, so... I haven't posted for about a year and a half now, which isn't any great loss to the advancement of mankind, but due to popular demand i will resume writing for all of you gorgeous boys and girls out there. You're welcome.

oh, btw. here's a picture of sexy sarah jessica parker as a statement of intent. BLOAW!!!

Listen to your mother

Really do wish I'd listened to my mum, really do. I'd probably be a multi-thousandaire right about now, but I aint. I grew up thinking I knew better and the world I lived in was completly different to the one she grew up in and the same rules didnt apply. More fool me huh?

Anyways, there were a few things I did take on that have allowed me to function as a normal hu. scratch that, less fucked up and crazy human being than a lot of other folk, one of them was to stop stealing meat from the pot (didn't listen to that one, then when dinner time came guess who was short one piece of meat.) and the other one which has kinda kept me humble was - "You laugh now, then you cry later". Guess some mothers love their sons eh?



African Wisdom - Keeping brothers humble since 1983

Too Soon?

With the death of Michael Joseph Jackson just under what, like, two weeks ago? I didn't really feel like saying my piece. Not because I was mourning or nuffin, it was just because I'm a bit of a heartless bastard sometimes and immediatly wanted to start making jokes. So i thought it was best for those around me to come to terms with it, and wait till i saw the facebook profile pics returning to normal. A bit like the green twitter pics going from normal - to green - to normal again.

It was sad, true, but I didn't know the guy. he made great music and directly influenced a LOT of people. Not me though. soz. Dont get me wrong, you wont see me jostling for position at the front of the queue to dance on MJ's grave, but you have to admit, this is pretty funny.

i couldnt keep these to myself much longer

and heres the remix




geeez, im such a geek

Retouching Exposed

go here:

detouch.org

hamazing!

you're welcome

Summertime

While all you muthafuckers are having fun in the sunshine, cavorting in your skimpy dresses and wife beaters, i have to walk aound in a fuckin haz-mat suit cuz my summmers are exactly like this:



now where's my facemask?

dubsin of da week

Since ive been looking for a new job to tide me over for the summer, i've had a lot of time to waste. Most of that wasted time has been put to good use finding a load of bullshit to put on this blog, and refraining from using it as a platform to have a right old whinge & moan, (ooh the self control) and multiplying my geek points by catching up on all 146 episodes of fist of the north star and making a playlist on youtube for spiderman the animated series. you know, that one that used to be on fox kids.

Ive also spent farrrr to much time on gumtree to find this kinda shit to make you lot giggle

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askcy Joined: 26 Apr 2006 Posts: 4 Location: London	Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 3:09 pm Post subject: Why are single men in London so crap? Can someone please tell me why guys aren't interested in meeting 25 single women, over lots of glasses of wine? London life is all about grabbing opportunities and meeting new people in this huge city..... the girls are up for it, but guys are just being crap. Could someone please enlighten me....?
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Sid the sexist Joined: 06 Mar 2006 Posts: 55	Posted: Thu Apr 27, 2006 3:39 pm Post subject: Maybe nobody wants to come and drink cheap plonk with your misfit mingers. Let your thirty-something single women, who are having an "all my mates are married" crisis, drink cheap piss on their own.
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SHAME.

Dance Dance Revolution

Yo if there ever is a dancing revolution, i pray to Steve Jobs that this is the guy to lead it. happy monday!!!

a small request

if anybody can explain this picture,


i would be extremely thankful

Oh dear. oh dear oh dear

New exclusive!!!!!!!!! these recent photos have been leaked which shows the faces of on the run daily mail editors who have been running the paper for the last six years. the brothers, who can be named for legal reasons, have been the secret hand behind the day to day running of the paper and promoting the use of bogus witnesses and dodgy facts and figures like that dude in the wire.

suspicions arose today when completly useless and frankly racist poll was conducted as to if gypsies should be allowed to jump NHS waiting lists. you can join the debate here. be warned though, if you do selct yes just to skew the results, make sure you've saved your work.

HEY!!! where have you been Dani?

OH. MY.DAYS!!! if you were born circa 1983-1985/6 you would remember boy meets world. this is the most recent image i could find of Danielle fischel who played Topanga Lawrence who got busted on a DUI this morning. Apparently there was a warrant out for her arrest as she skipped court earlier this year and got caught in the O.C. by 5-0 when they ran her name though the SOOPACOMPOOTA.

TBH it aint really BIG news, but yo, when a throwback like that comes to my attention you gotta blog it. Dont be surprised if she shaves one side of her hair, have some nudie pics leak out and then climb everest with her lips. Just sayin that's all, "random" shit like that happens and then a new album or T.V. shows pops outta nowhere like a sneeky fart. oops!

shocking behaviour

this is toooo cool

what to do if your girlfriend is cheating

grown woman or space traveller?

(0:00) By the order of the united galactic federation. planet earth will be destroyed in 1 century from now. I'm here to tell you the location of a big bad plane to evacuate all of mankind, plants, and animal. you guys need to understand why i'm here!!

(0:24) You guys don't understand what i'm saying right??

(0:32) Damn i'm right.

(0:40) Help! i need to get the heck out a here.. i'm hate of these stupid creature. "hapotato hapotato", what the heck was that??

yo big big obese tune!!!!!!

came accross this little gem from the make me music camp. this eriki-ma remix of bonkers is a big ass choon and there sure will be more to come from the london based production team. check out more at myspace.com/chef82.

hip hop for the hard of hearing

yo this is the best video EVER!

too too too funny

i would usually embed this shit it it wount go through so ima put the link thru. but u HAVE to watch this azian nerdy boys rendition of a milli. biggups to 2shin for this

just because