start a blog start a blog she says. what the fuck am i gonna do with a fucking blog i aint got nothing to write about but going to sleep at 4 in the morning after enduring another stint of torture tv (5 channels)(no wait 4 real channels and a fuzzy one) and complaining about how i got no money, basically being bored, angry, suspicious and paranoid while still tryna fit in some quirky convoluted jokes here and there to make the damn thing read like charlie fucking brooker wrote it although with a flagrant disregard for grammer, syntax, punctuation a spellililing.
sooooo anyways i went to bed at 4 in the morning last night (hands up who saw that one coming? well done!) and got up at like 11 and felt i had to do SOMETHING with my day after i didnt go to any of my classes yesterday and spent the whole day in bed like a beached whale with a penchant for the constant fucking cycle of youtube - facebook - youtube - totally nsfw - facefuckinbook - and facebook and nipping off for a cigerette every now and then. (quick question: i your not leaving the house... is it wrong if you dont have a shower?). so i tried "fixing" my laptop which is been outta comission since the summer and have been to stingy to fix it or buy a new one (last time i download porn EVER) so i took it apart with a screwdriver and proceeded to bloodymindingly bash at it with the handle in the vain hope it will magically come to life like Jade Goodie's career. any way theres about as much point to this as watching a battle of wits between david beckham and stephen hawking but at least ive got my first post out of the way. happy now? bitch!
this week i will be mostly watching VGA (video game assholes) and so should you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fn0WgvyT0Eg&feature=channel_page
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